Craig's Epic Journey!

Hey guys

I know i've been wack and slack and all of the other acks too but i promise a post is coming soon!

I mean come on ... i gotta help you folks fall asleep!

Craig

So today was my first day at JnJ

All in all it was ok ... a bit boring but its not there fault .... So here is the break down....

Before i started work i tried getting to work a few times to try and get the timings for when i started. It took me 40 minutes.

This morning it took me 17 minutes ...

I was not happy

So after sitting in the asda car parking eating my Mc D's breakfast, i drove down the hill to the security gate and told them i was a new employee and this was my first day.

I got a car pass and vistor badge. Not too bad so far huh ???

Then i got pulled over and my car got search because the site is on high alert because its a nuclear site ...

I can deal with the car search ... got nothing to hide!

Then i had the fun stuff ... paper work from HR to read and sign ... about 67 pages ... i wasn't counting hahaha

Then an hour of training videos.... ok i was still alive at this point ... i got my id card maded with a lovely photo... Yeah right hahaha

Then when out to my car to find out my number plate as i wasn't sure of it off the top of my head, came back to the building.

Tried to swip my self back in to the build to get the message...

"Access Denied.
Card Blocked."

So i was locked out ... How good is that!

So i got a temp card atm that works untill security fix my card.

Then i went off and met the team and my boss. That was ok. Half the team was n holiday or not in the office tho. So i had a sweet desk, but no machine .... no user account and about another 50 A4 pages to read. Still not too bad. I also did a fairly easy job of going in to the stock room and writing down the serial number of every tower and laptop in there ... about 100. not too bad right!?

Then my bosses went for a meeting and left me with nothing to do ... so for 3 hours i sat at my desk with nothing to do or anything to do!? Do you know how boring that is!?

Thats the first day tho... Its done now... Its over and Tomorrow should be better. I'm meeting my boss at our site and he is taking me to the second site where i will also be working. It sounds good!

I'll let you know how it goes ...

Peace

CjP

OMG how good was disney land!!!

I got loads of presents and stuff and saw loads of stuff and loads of ride

i did puke tho ... only once then ate 3 loads of double chocolate brownies

I'll post more later as i got to run and have a drink

P.S i passed my second uni!!!!

Packing that 12 gauge down your trouser leg is hard work ....

Also packing up 2 years worth of stuff and trying to get rid of the junk you some how managed to collect in that time ...

Not only do i have to pack for moving to Cardiff but i have to pack for the holiday mission around France!

Its not easy .. I worked last night ... Working tonight ... Working tomorrow ... Going Cardiff to pay deposit and the holiday on tuesday ...

Some where in that time i have to get my clothes for the holiday ready, find time to go in to town deposit the £850 i got wrapped in a elastic band in my room, get some euro's and make sure my phone will work in france so i can call my mum and hear from SB about her test results ...

AHHHH stressing !!! It will all be ok this time next month... I'll be free... Working for JnJ, Living in my bach-o-pad and hopefully ... enjoying my self !!!

It really didn't help that when i was tidying my room i found stuff from my ex-gf ...

Really didn't help my head. Makes me think about and miss the good times we had and want them back so much...
Then i didn't know what to do with it ... So its in the corner of my room atm ... I'll prob end up keeping it just for the good times and memories ... but i don't know ... It just messing me up when i think about it .. My head wants to go one way and heart the other ... Its sucks having to be the referee in a fight where there are no winners.

It sucks to be me some times ...

I'll let you guys know how the packing goes ...

I got very bored so to extented what i put yesturday ....

I was born on the 13th of January 1989 at 16:10 in the Afternoon
This means I have been on earth for 20 Years, 5 Months and 20 Days.
That is the same as 20.4721 years
Which is also 245.6658 Months
Which is 7472.3331 Days
Which is 179336 Hours
Which is roughly 10760160 Minuites
Or in other words about 645609619 Seconds

This is what happens friday afternoons!