Craig's Epic Journey!

So today was my first day at JnJ

All in all it was ok ... a bit boring but its not there fault .... So here is the break down....

Before i started work i tried getting to work a few times to try and get the timings for when i started. It took me 40 minutes.

This morning it took me 17 minutes ...

I was not happy

So after sitting in the asda car parking eating my Mc D's breakfast, i drove down the hill to the security gate and told them i was a new employee and this was my first day.

I got a car pass and vistor badge. Not too bad so far huh ???

Then i got pulled over and my car got search because the site is on high alert because its a nuclear site ...

I can deal with the car search ... got nothing to hide!

Then i had the fun stuff ... paper work from HR to read and sign ... about 67 pages ... i wasn't counting hahaha

Then an hour of training videos.... ok i was still alive at this point ... i got my id card maded with a lovely photo... Yeah right hahaha

Then when out to my car to find out my number plate as i wasn't sure of it off the top of my head, came back to the building.

Tried to swip my self back in to the build to get the message...

"Access Denied.
Card Blocked."

So i was locked out ... How good is that!

So i got a temp card atm that works untill security fix my card.

Then i went off and met the team and my boss. That was ok. Half the team was n holiday or not in the office tho. So i had a sweet desk, but no machine .... no user account and about another 50 A4 pages to read. Still not too bad. I also did a fairly easy job of going in to the stock room and writing down the serial number of every tower and laptop in there ... about 100. not too bad right!?

Then my bosses went for a meeting and left me with nothing to do ... so for 3 hours i sat at my desk with nothing to do or anything to do!? Do you know how boring that is!?

Thats the first day tho... Its done now... Its over and Tomorrow should be better. I'm meeting my boss at our site and he is taking me to the second site where i will also be working. It sounds good!

I'll let you know how it goes ...

Peace

CjP